Expecting Father Joke?

A soon-to-be father hears a loud noise in the bedroom.

As he gets to the door, he hears: “Don’t! Couldn’t! Won’t!”

He rushes to his wife’s side: “What’s happening?”

“I don’t know. Call the midwife.” she says.

He calls the midwife, says: “She keeps yelling out random things, like “Shouldn’t!” and “Doesn’t!”, what do we do?”

Midwife says:”That’s perfectly normal. Those are just contractions.”


Derek Markham

Things I dig include: simple living, natural fatherhood, attachment parenting, natural building, unassisted childbirth (homebirth), bicycles, permaculture, organic and biodynamic gardening, vegan peanut butter cookies with chocolate chips, bouldering, and the blues. Find me elsewhere at @NaturalPapa, @DerekMarkham, Google+, or RebelMouse.

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