There’s Nothing You Can Do, I’m Two!

 

her: Papa, I need to eat some watermelon wif some corn.

      All mixed up.

      Wif watermelon juice.

      That be yummy?

 

me: We don’t have any corn, and you ate the last of the melon.

 

her: Oh. I like ciminum wolls.

       You make some?

me: We have fresh peas from the garden. 

       Do you want some?

her: I love peanut butter.

me: How about a banana?

 

her: I love your bread.

me: Strawberries?

her: We like pizza.

me: Nori and tahini?

her: Granola.

me: (sigh) Get a bowl out.