I Believe: 8.26.08

I believe:

• Instant is not.
• Democracy only works for the majority.
• A siesta is a wonderful thing.
• Any diet that requires a special shake or powder is not going to work.
• Home equity loans help you to keep paying for your house.
• Saying “I heard it on NPR” afterwards does not make it a fact.
• Spending less money equals a pay raise.
• Tattoos are stickers for adults.
• Lipbalm should be a controlled substance. Everyone I know is addicted to it.
• If you’re gonna walk slow, move to the side.
• Insurance is a misnomer. It should be called Partial Reimbursement After the Fact.
• Most things described as green aren’t.
• A pickle is a waste of a perfectly good cucumber.