Squirrel Overpopulation in Urban Areas Causes Starvation and Disease.
Local urban wildlife expert Maynard Legume:
“There’s too many of them critters around here. My garden is full of those giant rats, and a guy can’t grow a thing without it getting chomped by a squirrel first! Back in my day, we ate everything we could find. We would eat squirrel every day and be glad. A squirrel hat for winter ain’t nothing to sneeze at either.”
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