Urban Squirrel Harvesting Initiative

Squirrel Overpopulation in Urban Areas Causes Starvation and Disease.

Local urban wildlife expert Maynard Legume:

“There’s too many of them critters around here. My garden is full of those giant rats, and a guy can’t grow a thing without it getting chomped by a squirrel first! Back in my day, we ate everything we could find. We would eat squirrel every day and be glad. A squirrel hat for winter ain’t nothing to sneeze at either.”

Maynard is sponsoring an Urban Squirrel Harvesting Initiative (USHI) that would provide tax breaks and subsidies to those willing to help feed the poor by harvesting squirrels locally.

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Derek Markham

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