There’s Nothing You Can Do, I’m Two!

 
her: Papa, I need to eat some watermelon wif some corn.
      All mixed up.
      Wif watermelon juice.
      That be yummy?
 
me: We don’t have any corn, and you ate the last of the melon.
 
her: Oh. I like ciminum wolls.
       You make some?
me: We have fresh peas from the garden. 
       Do you want some?
her: I love peanut butter.
me: How about a banana?
 
her: I love your bread.
me: Strawberries?
her: We like pizza.
me: Nori and tahini?
her: Granola.
me: (sigh) Get a bowl out.
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