her: Papa, I need to eat some watermelon wif some corn.
All mixed up.
Wif watermelon juice.
That be yummy?
me: We don’t have any corn, and you ate the last of the melon.
her: Oh. I like ciminum wolls.
You make some?
me: We have fresh peas from the garden.
Do you want some?
her: I love peanut butter.
me: How about a banana?
her: I love your bread.
me: Strawberries?
her: We like pizza.
me: Nori and tahini?
her: Granola.
me: (sigh) Get a bowl out.
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